I need a haircut

Regardless of how many Americans shower twice a day and carry around a bottle of Purell in their purses and just be a snob about germs in general, fastidious grooming is obviously not a inherited gene in the human species. I mean, look at a cat; she is willing to swallow up her own fur for the sake of cleanliness! Now that is some serious dedication.

Matisse started grooming my hair since a few days ago, I am worried that one day she will cough up on gigantic, human-hair sized hairball. Perhaps she's trying to tell me something, something along the lines of "go get that damn haircut and tidy up that mess, will ya?"

That being said, cleanliness is definitely not the best virtue of all. Having chronic back pains and no other hobby than surfing the net, I have tried so very hard to find a massage therapist that will actually help me feel better. Out of all the overrated, "oriental themed spas" I have been to, the first place I have went, a tiny run-down place in a strip mall across the street, actually has the most worthwhile massages I have received so far. The other luxurious feeling spas? So overrated. I am just amazed that people actually this those massages are good enough.